23 January 2010

real life is way too funny

Here's my latest comedic bit*:

"The economy is still pretty rough where I live. Last night I was in my car, stopped at a red light, and I got rear-ended by a licensed massage therapist. She gave me her insurance info, her card, and phone number. And 10% off."


True story - you can't make up stuff like that.

"An attorney standing on the corner witnessed the entire thing."


Thanks, folks. I'm here all week.


*Inspired by my sister-in-law's husband, comedian Justin Worsham. He is a funny guy. Check out his website at www.justinworsham.com or on Facebook at www.facebook.com/justincomedy.

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